We Blackmailed The Narcissist

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Here’s a nice little anecdote for you.

Some time ago, my friend met someone online.

It was a lovestory like no other.

This person slid into my friend’s DM.

Asking her if she was from a specific part of the UK.

My friend, after checking out his profile filled with his muscled man selfies, decided to respond.

Indeed she was from that part of the country.

Turned out, he was too.

Apparently he had known her since childhood, which my friend didn’t recall, but for the sake of pleasuring her eyes, she went along with it.

The entanglement turned into daily facetime calls at the crack of dawn.

She felt pressured to be available at 6 am in the morning, because the guy had no other timeslot available.

See, she had moved to the US, and because this person was still living in the UK, she completely understood the abhorrent timeslot she was granted.

Which led to her giving up her gym classes and having to sleep with a full face of make-up on.